VALENTINELESS

It's the official token for everyone who got ghosted, dumped, or left on read. Think of it as a support group, but instead of sharing feelings, we share gains. Much more productive, honestly.

Unlike your ex, we're completely transparent. LP locked, no dev wallet, contract renounced. The only thing we're taking from you is your loneliness (and replacing it with a community of fellow heartbroken degens).

Chocolates get eaten and forgotten. Flowers die. But memecoins? They could either go to zero OR make you rich enough to buy a yacht where you can cry in luxury. The math is simple.

Look, we can't promise lambos. But we CAN promise that your ex will see your "just bought a lambo" post and feel something. And isn't that emotional damage worth more than any car?

First of all, weird flex. Second, you can still buy—consider it insurance for when they inevitably leave you for someone with a better portfolio. We'll be here waiting. We're always here.

Larry is all of us. The pink bow? From his ex. The tears? Constant. The diamond hands? Unshakeable. He turned his pain into profit and now leads the largest army of heartbroken winners on Solana.